Overheard at the Feral Druid Dept. of Blizzard

Tom: Hey Dick, I really don’t think I am going to get around to designing any feral gear by Nov.

Dick: Just let them use Rogue gear

Tom: But all the new Rogue gear has +hit, +haste, you know stats the druids don’t care about.

Dick: Well, let’s make OoC only proc on white attacks… and while we are at it give feral druids the use of weapon proc enchants, attack with both paws, make windfury totems worth while, and give them talents that make them more like rogues, it is what they have been asking for all along anyway.

Tom: Cloak of Pwnage?

Dick: Of course not! Don’t get crazy Tom! Just enough changes so they have no clue how to do the most DPS anymore, that should keep the QQers off our ass at least for a little while… maybe they will just reroll Death Knights so we can get a little R&R.

Well folks that is my half hearted attempt at a BRKesque post.

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